You (Ur Mom)

Okay wait I have an idea What if we started it with Easier to run Easier to not fight When I'd rather be kind While you'd rather be right Doesn't matter if I win when the game we're playing's rigged Kept me fessing up for shit You know I never did Just so I can walk away Let you get the last word But outside of the bedroom I don't like to get hurt Now I'm telling all my friends that it could have been worse like You've got me convinced that it could have been worse like My mom likes me and my friends like me Everybody that I ever fucking met likes me except You It's true That my ex likes me and the rest like me They all can't believe you're not obsessed like me It's true If we know it's not me then it's gotta be *Ding Wake up to your text It's not even nine am You've already got a problem and it's bigger than your head You know that I'm fun to fucking with There's a target on my back You can shoot me with the shit That you really should unpack And I'm not one to be mean But you make it easy When you're six years out of college and still acting seventeen I hope someday you find someone with as big a heart as me You can wreck their intuition Then exploit their empathy My mom likes me and my friends like me Everybody that I ever fucking met likes me except You It's true That my ex likes me and the rest like me They all can't believe you're not obsessed like me It's true If we know it's not me then it's gotta be You turn water into wine And all your problems into mine Yeah, everywhere you go You bring bad vibes And my new Big Dick Energy's a Pain in your ass morally Conflicting with your need to control me I'm so sorry That your mom likes me And your friends like me Everybody that I ever fucking met likes me except You It's true That my ex likes me and the rest like me They all can't believe you're not obsessed like me It's true If we know it's not me then it's gotta be you