Robbin' a Bank

You say you're sick of fighting / the crashing lack of passion / The fact we act so unattached - Relax, I'm having none of that You look fantastic / at me, I hatch a plan, romantically For saving/recapturing the passion we had back when we Had half the cash and matching dreams, so pack the masks and make it seem Like this transaction's happening, when fact is this is actually: This is a stick-up, put the money in the bag I'm banking on a better plan to hit me any day I'll take you on a date, split everything we take So put on your best dress, babe... we're robbin' a bank! Let's recruit a crop of criminals, a crew to pull this off Like a crudité of crime, we need variety to spice it up But an acrobat can't bend this story back where it began And all the hackers on the planet cannot patch us up again We can do this, just the two of us, let's run the classic plan I'll be the distraction and they'll never catch your sleight-of-hand This is a stick-up, put the money in the bag I'm banking on a better plan to hit me any day I'll take you on a date, split everything we take So put on your high heels, babe... we're robbin' a bank! You say you'll rob a bank with me if I'll go to church with you So I sat through all the hymns in my best shirt and shiny shoes But a deal's a deal so you took the wheel and we headed to our mark You told me to lay low and keep my head down in the car You were silent on the drive, it only hit me when we stopped You had driven us right back to church, Oh God this was a double-cross! This is a hiccup, guess you're gonna make me beg I imagined this finale going off a different way Not the 50/50 split I had pictured in my brain Cause I would give up all the money in the bag All the diamonds in the vault and all the problems that we make For a happy-ever-after-heist to make it all okay So for old-time sake, what do you say? Are we robbin' a bank?