Throwing Heat - John Caparulo: Şarkı Sözleri, Müzik Videoları ve Konserler

Throwing Heat

208

Turnede

Comedy

Throwing Heat adlı parça {albumName} albümünün bir parçası olarak Jack/Warner Records/LoudMouth Entertainment tarafından 17 Eylül 2013 tarihinde yayınlandıCome Inside Me

Şarkı Bilgileri

AlbümCome Inside Me

Çıkış Tarihi17 Eylül 2013

FirmaJack/Warner Records/LoudMouth Entertainment

LanguageEnglish

Melodiklik

Akustiklik

Valence

Dans Edilebilirlik

Enerji

GENEL BAKIŞ

ŞARKI SÖZLERI

Krediler

PERFORMING ARTISTS

John Caparulo

Performer

Dave Higby

Conductor

COMPOSITION & LYRICS

John Caparulo

Songwriter

PRODUCTION & ENGINEERING

John Caparulo

Executive Producer

Emily McDonnell

Emily McDonnell

Mixing Engineer

Ish Garcia

Recording Engineer

Dave Higby

Producer

Tom Asakawa

Editing Engineer

Şarkı sözleri

Don't start yelling shit already. Fuck yeah, dudes, all right. Look at

This, all right. Look, I'm fucking dressed up. Huh? I mean, look

Seriously, this is prom for me. I didn't go to prom, so yeah, finally

Got to wear this shit. I mean, but yeah, that's dressed up to me

It's fucking buttons. Yeah, like whoa, that's fucking fancy. I mean

It's the same way I look at a restaurant. Like, you know, they don't

Have a drive through or a spork, so whoa, now I gotta wear a fucking

Tie, I guess. But it's good to be in Las Vegas. I love coming to

Vegas, you know. It's one of those places that you come to that you

Enjoy, you know. I mean, I do, Vegas is one of the places I come to

That's actually fun. I get to drive here from L.A., you know. It

Always seems more fun than it is. I mean, 'cause I've made the drive

A bunch of times, I just -- fuck Prim. I don't know if anybody's ever

Made that drive, I mean, motherfucker, they get me every time. They

Should rename Prim fucking Mirage. 'Cause that's all it is, they get

Me every time. 'Cause I'm three and a half hours into that drive

Fucking back hurts, I gotta pee. I see lights, I'm like, oh fuck

Yeah, Viva Las fucking Prim, I'm gonna kill you, I fucking hate you

Motherfucker, Whiskey Pete. They fucking catch me every time. But

Yeah, I like coming here, I like to play -- I don't know why I think

I'm good at poker. There's no reason. Like, there's nothing about my

Brain I should invest money in. Like, it always takes me three or

Four hundred bucks for it to finally dawn on me, why am I competing

At a math game with Asians right now? Why does that make sense? I'm

A fucking cash register to these guys. Oh, I know what'll improve my

Math skills, fucking whiskey. Yeah, let's do it. All in, Quan

I don't give a shit. I get so drunk I forget the rules and shit

He's like, I got a full house. I'm like, I got uno. All right, you

Don't understand. I call blue, fuck you gonna do now? But I like

Coming to -- it's fun coming here, 'cause I don't have to fly or

Anything. I like to come here. It's always fucking hot. It's desert

Hot, I mean, I live in L.A., so I'm used to, you know, but it's

Still, there's different levels of hot, you know. I was in Tampa

Florida, that's a thick hot. Like, it's deceptive, 'cause you look

Outside and you're like, oh, I could walk through Burger King. And I

Can't walk through fucking Burger King. I came back with a Whopper

And a fucking yeast infection. I'm a little moist right now. I should

Probably call my mom about this shit, 'cause I don't feel all that

Fresh. But sometimes I get to do cool shit when I travel. Like, last

Time I was in Tampa, I got to throw out the first pitch at a Tampa

Bay Rays game. I fucking blew it. It's my second time throwing out a

First pitch. I don't know what it is, but it's a ball. I'm a dude

Fuck. 'Cause the first time I did it was in Cleveland, and it was an

Indians game, and I was so scared of short arming it, I threw it over

Everybody's head. I bombed it. The catcher and the mascot just stood

There. I'm like, one of you fuckers could have dove, really. I mean

My family's watching, make a play. Everybody booed me and shit. But

When I was in Tampa, I was like, fuck it, I'm throwing heat. Like

I still kid myself at this age, like I'm gonna throw such a good

Fastball the manager's gonna be like, you wanna go a few innings?

I feel good, skip, let's fucking do it. Yeah, I got up to the mound

And I'm like, fuck, that's far. This shit ain't regulation. Is

There a ladies tee I can go from? This is bullshit. But I talked

Shit before I went out there, I was telling the catcher, I'm like

You better get your hand ready, this is gonna fucking hurt. So I

Get out to the mound and he's all the way there. So I'm committed

To throwing a fastball, I wind up, I'm like, nyah. And the whole

Stadium heard, nyah. 'Cause it's pretty quiet at that point, you

Know what I mean? So they knew I tried. I wasn't getting away with

That shit. Fucking one hopped it. Right before the second hop. And

There's that moment, it sets in where you're like, a lot of people

Fucking saw that shit. And the thing is, I was ready for them to boo

Me. Like, I was prepared emotionally to get booed. But no, not in

Tampa, they had to be fucking supportive. They clapped. It made me

Feel worse. They took a minute, like, like I was there from fucking

Make A Wish or some shit. Come on, that's a good throw for a sick

Little girl, give it up for her

Fuck you guys, I don't need this shit

Written by: John Caparulo

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