Perfect Girl

All alone the other night

I got to drinkin' and thinkin'

'Bout the women of this old world (Oh, yeah)

Well, I've know quite a few

But between me and you

I ain't never met the perfect girl

They either ain't that fun

Or way too young

Or they ain't got a lick of sense

Well, I don't know  if she exists

But I'm makin' up a list

That I'm checkin' 'em all against

Yeah, she gotta be five foot eleven

She smells like Heaven

She was born in '86 or maybe '87

She got full intentions of gettin' her PHD

She got a big old dually, the countrified booty

She's a certified, bonafide, cold blooded cutie

If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be

Won't you tell her 'bout me

Won't you tell her 'bout me

Well, I don't mean to sound picky

But relationships are tricky

And I'm lookin' for a perfect fit

I want a smokin' hot honey

With a whole lot of money

Who's favorite thing is sharin' it

Well, you can't really miss her

Hell, she may be your sister

But whoever she might be

You'd be a real life saver

If you'd do me one favor

And put in a good word for me

She's gotta be five foot eleven

She smells like Heaven

She measures 36-24-37

She got full intentions of financially supportin' me

She got a big old dually, the countrified booty

And she don't get mad if I watch dirty movies

If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be

Won't you tell her 'bout me

You can tell her that I'm all alone

And to call me, if she would

You can tell her anything

As long as it's all good

But she gotta be five foot eleven

She smells like Heaven

Let's me do what I want to 24/7

She got full intentions of lettin' me be me

And you know she got a big old dually, a countrified booty

And she thinks cleanin' house is a woman's duty

If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be

Won't you tell her 'bout me

Won't you tell her 'bout me