Buy Me a Boat

I ain't rich, but I damn sure wanna be

Workin' like a dog all day ain't workin' for me

I wish I had a rich uncle that'd kick the bucket

And I was sittin' on a pile like Warren Buffett

I know everybody says

Money can't buy happiness

But it can buy me a boat

It could buy me a truck to pull it

It could buy me a Yeti one ten iced down with some Silver Bullets

Yeah, and I know what they say

Money can't buy everything

Well, maybe so

But it can buy me a boat

They call me redneck, white trash, and blue collar

But I could change all that if I had a couple million dollars

I keep hearin' that money is the root of all evil

And you can't fit a camel through the eye of a needle

I'm sure that's probably true

But it still sounds pretty cool

'Cause it could buy me a boat

It could buy me a truck to pull it

It could buy me a Yeti one ten iced down with some Silver Bullets

Yeah, and I know what they say

Money can't buy everything

Well, maybe so

But it can buy me a boat

To float down on the water with a beer

I hear the Powerball Lotto is a-sittin' on a hundred mil

Well, that would buy me a brand new rod and reel

And it can buy me a boat

It could buy me a truck to pull it

It could buy me a Yeti one ten iced down with some Silver Bullets

Yeah, and I know what they say

Money can't buy everything

Well, maybe so

But it can buy me a boat

Yeah, and I know what they say

Money can't buy everything

Well, maybe so

But it can buy me a boat

Yeah, it can buy me a boat