Drunk Girl

Couple of cover charge stamps got her hand looking like a rainbow

In and out of every bar on a whim just like the wind blows

She's either a bachelorette or coming off a breakup

Take a drunk girl home

She's bouncing like a pinball

Singing every word she never knew

Dancing with her eyes closed like she's the only one in the room

Her hair's a perfect mess, falling out of that dress

Take a drunk girl home

Take a drunk girl home, let her sleep all alone

Leave her keys on the counter your number by her phone

Pick up her life she threw on the floor

Leave the hall lights on walk out and lock the door

That's how she knows the difference between a boy and a man

Take a drunk girl home

You leave her dry for a dive

You get something bad to eat

They're singing "Closing Time" at that little bar across the street

Then two by two, strangers and lovers

Headed for the covers, hooking up

That TV in your two bedroom sounds turned off

Through the paper thin walls you can

Hear the neighbors cigarette cough

There's a million things you could be doing

But there's one thing you're damn sure glad you did

Take a drunk girl home, let her sleep all alone

Leave her keys on the counter your number by the phone

Pick up her life she threw on the floor

Leave the hall lights on walk out and lock the door

That's how you knows the difference in a boy and a man

You take a drunk girl home

You took a drunk girl home, in the sober light of dawn

She left you a message she thanked you on the phone

'Cause you picked up her life she threw on the floor

You left the hall lights on walked out and locked the door

That's how she knows the difference between a boy and a man

Take a drunk girl home

You take a drunk girl home

Take a drunk girl home