Cooties

They came from way far out in outer space (I wish) She's hardly missing so they landed on her face She's got cooties (cooties) They've found a place to nest She's got cooties (cooties) If I were her I'd be depressed Long-tailed, sharp-nailed, fuzzy legs, laying eggs Oh no, get 'em off! In science class she's like a walking show-and-tell (I wish) Her pet skunk ran away 'cause it couldn't take the smell She's got cooties (cooties) Nobody wants to sit by her (she's got cooties) No, don't need a coat 'cause she's got fur Circle, circle, dot, dot, dot Glad I got my cootie shot Come on boys, let's stamp 'em out (uh, uh, uh, uh-uh) Cooties, cooties Come on boys (uh, uh, uh, uh-uh) Cooties, cooties (uh, uh, uh, uh-uh) Cooties, cooties Come on boys (uh, uh, uh, uh-uh) Oh, no, no (She's got cooties) She's just as friendly as can be (She's got cooties) She shows them cootie hospitality (She's got cooties) She's like a living twilight zone (She's got cooties) Uh-uh, can you get Rod Sterling on the phone? Black, white, red, green, every color in between Dresses like a circus clown, somebody oughta hose her down Grew up in a cootie zoo, I bet her two-tone mama's got 'em too She's coming! (She's got cooties) Somebody oughta hose her down, (she's got cooties) oh yeah (She's got cooties) Somebody oughta hose her down, (she's got cooties) yeah, yeah (She's got cooties) She's just as friendly as can be (She's got cooties) She'll shows them cootie hospitality (She's got cooties) This girl will surely catch your eye (She's got cooties) She surely like to let her freak flag fly Come on boys, let's dance, (she's got cooties) let's stamp 'em out Come on boys, let's dance, (she's got cooties) let's stamp 'em out Come on boys, let's dance, let's stamp 'em out Come on boys, let's dance, let's stamp 'em out Black, white, red, green, every color in between Dresses like a circus clown, somebody oughta hose her down Grew up in a cootie zoo I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too