Can't Dance

Excuse me

I don't mean to be rude, see

But couldn't help notice you standing there grooving

Tryna bust a move

How bout we hit that dance floor?

But first, I'll get a little somethin', somethin' on ice

Then I'm James Brown in my mind

And that liquid courage kicks in

'Cause I can't dance worth shit

But I can do a little something like this

Two steps to the left, two steps to the right

Don't matter long as I get to hold you tight all night

And babe don't laugh when I spin you 'round and it looks bad

This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given

Ain't kidding these hips are stiff

Yeah, I can't dance worth shit

Some things just can't be taught

But watch me give it everything I've got

Give it my best shot

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

All night

I see you smiling

You gotta give me props for trying

I feel it down deep

Bringing that heat

Dad moves on fleek

Yeah, the flesh is willing but the feet are weak

So first, I'll get a little somethin' somethin' on ice

Then I'm JT in my mind

And that liquid courage kicks in

'Cause I can't dance worth shit

But I can do a little something like this

Two steps to the left, two steps to the right

Don't matter long as I get to hold you tight all night

And babe don't laugh when I spin you 'round and it looks bad

This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given

Ain't kidding these hips are stiff

Yeah, I can't dance worth shit

Some things just can't be taught

But watch me give it everything I've got

Give it my best shot

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

All night

But first, I'll get a little Patron on ice

Then I'm Bruno in my mind

When that liquid courage kicks in

'Cause I can't dance worth shit

But I can do a little something like this

Two steps to the left, two steps to the right

Don't matter long as I get to hold you tight all night

And babe don't laugh when I spin you 'round and it looks bad

This white boy's rhythm is the gift I'm given

Ain't kidding these hips are stiff

Yeah, I can't dance worth shit