Ooooh ooooh, ooooh ooooh
Ooooh ooooh, ooooh ooooh
I'm living in an alternate universe
Every line seems rehearsed
Who planned it that way
And thought it'd be ok
To play around with an alternate universe
I'm living in an alternate universe
Don't call a cab call a hearse
I can't live life this way
Like a puppet without a say
Can't live in an alternate universe
I'm living in an alternate universe
Fell into some kind of a curse
If I could get out
The devil I'd bring about
To get out of this alternate universe
I'm living in an alternate universe
Somebody please send in the nurse
Send in the clowns
Where are the clowns
They're all here in this alternate universe
I'm living in an alternate universe
I should have planned for the worst
How can you plan
Or even understand
What could happen in this alternate universe
Ooooh ooooh, ooooh ooooh
Ooooh ooooh, ooooh ooooh
