Don't Call Me On Christmas (Side A)

You said you wouldn't call me on Christmas You said you wouldn't call me New Year's Eve And when you didn't call It didn't bother me at all You finally told me something to believe You said you wouldn't call me on my Birthday You asked me not to call you on yours My number's not the same I had to change my last name I'm sending you the bill for this divorce I've lost hope in many things But every time my phone don't ring I know that an angel got its wings I don't really ask for much I never wanted all this stuff Not some old lord or five damn golden rings You said you wouldn't call me on Tuesday Wednesday, Thursday, Friday afternoon You just showed up at my door Like a hundred times before Acting like you came from the saloon You said you wouldn't call me from the jailhouse You said you wouldn't call me from church You called me from both You thought it was a joke I still can't decide which one is worse I've lost hope in many things But every time my phone don't ring I know that an angel got its wings I don't really ask for much I never wanted all this stuff Not some old lord or five damn golden rings You said you wouldn't call me on Christmas You said you wouldn't call me New Year's Eve And when you didn't call It didn't bother me at all You finally told me something to believe Something to believe on Christmas Eve