Don't Press Me

I'm not shocked, it happens all the time

Just don't touch my gaming mouse

August, new memory month

An universal message of peace

You are always fighting me

You are always stressing me out, don't press me

You

Press me

Don't press me

Hunt, steal and cheat, why not?

Wet, cold, hard, flat, it's my big boy candle

All I could afford was a gaming mouse

So don't touch my gaming mouse, you rat