If I'm Gonna Be Sad

If I’m being honest

I never liked coors light

I’d rather drink top shelf with fancy ice

I can’t afford it

But it sure sounds nice

Ain’t nothing wrong with wantin finer things in life

They say money won’t make me happier I beg to differ

If I’m gonna be sad

I’d rather hang my hat on the corner of a grand staircase Headed out to my yacht

If it’s all I got

Then I probably wouldn’t be bent out of shape

I’d do retail therapy

Like I won the lottery

My motto would be C’est La vie

Now If I’m gonna be sad

No matter what

I’d rather be cryin on a million bucks

If I could trade it in

For a 4x4

I wouldn’t have to flirt with my mechanic anymore

I’d quit my job

Have a nice day off

Cryin on vacation instead of crying to my boss

They say money won’t make me happier

I beg to differ

If I’m gonna be sad

I’d rather hang my hat on the corner of a grand staircase Headed out to my yacht

If it’s all I got

Then I probably wouldn’t be bent out of shape I’d do retail therapy

Like I won the lottery

My motto would be C’est La vie

Now If I’m gonna be sad

No matter what

I’d rather be cryin on a million bucks

Now I’m-not sayin it’ll fix everything that’s wrong but it’ll help me get along If I’m gonna be sad

I’d rather hang my hat on the corner of a grand staircase Headed out to my yacht

If it’s all I got

Then I probably wouldn’t be bent out of shape

I’d do retail therapy

Like I won the lottery

My motto would be C’est La vie

If I’m gonna be sad

No matter what

I’d rather be cryin on a million bucks