制作
出演艺人
"Weird Al" Yankovic
声乐
Jon Schwartz
鼓组编排
Jim West
吉他
Steve Jay
低音吉他
Kim Bullard
键盘
作曲和作词
"Weird Al" Yankovic
作词
Max Martin
作曲
ANDREAS CARLSSON
作曲
制作和工程
"Weird Al" Yankovic
制作人
Tony Papa
混音工程师
Rafael Serrano
工程师
歌词
[Verse 1]
Yeah
[Verse 2]
A used pink bathrobe
A rare mint snow globe
A Smurf TV tray
I bought on Ebay
[Verse 3]
My house is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on Ebay
[Verse 4]
Tell me why I need another pet rock
Tell me why I got that Alf alarm clock
Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee
They had it on Ebay
[Verse 5]
I'll buy your knick knack
Just check my feedback
A plus-plus, they all say
They love me on Ebay
[Verse 6]
Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag
Gonna buy some Beanie Babies new with tag
From some guy I've never met in Norway
Found him on Ebay
[Verse 7]
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, whatever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
[Verse 8]
I'll buy your Tchotchkes
Sell me your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy)
I'm highest bidder now
[Verse 9]
Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale
Hey, a Dukes of Hazard ashtray
Oh, yeah, I bought it on Ebay
[Verse 10]
Wanna buy a PacMan Fever lunchbox
Wanna buy a case of vintage tube socks
Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (Used by Dr. Dre)
Found it on Ebay
[Verse 11]
Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcett poster
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don't know why the kind of stuff you throw away
I'll buy on Ebay
What I bought on Ebay
Written by: "Weird Al" Yankovic, Andreas Carlsson, Max Martin
