Yoda

I met him in a swamp down in Dagoba

Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda

S-O-D-A, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log

I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said “Yoda"

Y-O-D-A, Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen

A guy who looks like a muppet, but he's wrinkled and green

Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I'm not dumb, but I can't understand

How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand

Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I left home just a week before

And I've never ever been a Jedi before

But Obi Wan, he set me straight, of course

He said "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force"

Well I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben

So it looks like I'm gonna start all over again with my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

So I used the Force

I picked up a box

I lifted some rocks

While I stood on my head

Well, I won't forget what Yoda said

He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side

And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide"

Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed

But remember, if you kill him, then you'll be unemployed"

Oh, my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess

So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess

But I know that I'll be coming back some day

I'll be playing this part 'till I'm old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign

Says I'll be making these movies till the end of time

With my Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda

Yo-yo-yo-yo Yoda