Clyde Beluga

We take a half a shot of sweet vermouth From Frank - it's his favorite To that a half a shot for Peter And you know, It's a Cointreau We add another half of shot for Dean - He likes amaretto Gently pour the vodka in - It's one and a half shots A small dash of cassis for Sammy, Two dashes of bitters for Joe, A Clyde Beluga in your hand, I'm gonna let you people know Now using the glass Half of the Boston Shaker Don't use the other half, It ruins the flavor Fill it up with plenty of ice - And stir to make it taste nice Don't hurry the stirring Through anticipation, It must be stirred slowly Over good conversation And you really can't afford To get it wrong, You can drink it in a short glass, Or even take it long When you drink a Clyde Beluga Please raise a glass for Frank And always have another Clyde When the first one has been drank