My Baby Is a H******k

"Gee mister you got the best answering machine message I ever heard" Drags me round all day just like a ball On a chain or a tooth pain when I confess... I'm just a mess Do I have to take this shit from you every time I Look your way or say "HEY! it's about time You show me yours and I'll show you mine" And I hope you can keep that turd eating grin of yours Upon your face when you find that you're thrown to one side 'Cos no-one likes a rotten roller coaster ride CHORUS: 'Cos she's the kind of girl who'll take your heart And leave you feeling worse than you did at the start 'Cos she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck In a bygone age engaged in the passion trip A final score was required just to make it worthwhile All the patience and the wasted time For it seems today the play (did mutate into) a movie scene Where the aim is to get the best line Crashing heads for the second time CHORUS: 'Cos she's the kind of girl who'll break your mind And make an easy meal of the sensitive kind 'Cos she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck (Oh no... day tripper, prick teaser yeah) (Doo... wop-wop a-oo...) So a parting word to those young unfortunates who Cannot get to sleep 'til one little snake uncurls Raise a glass to the Underworld! (Doo... wop-wop a...) You can try all week and still keep on waiting It's a messed up, stressed out, loss situation where pearls End up changing into headfuck girls CHORUS: 'Cos she's the kind of girl who'll steal your smile And chuck it over there on the rest of the pile 'Cos she's a headfuck, my baby is a headfuck (x3) Headfuck me! (Head fuck (x10)) (...nice knowing...)