Caffeine Bomb

Eyes dried tight, gotta get myself together

Need a kick-start cocktail, 10% coffee

With a high-rise, family-size, guaranteed to catonise

The little bit of brain I got a-hanging on from last night

I need a double take, adjust to get awake

And try and counteract the hollow feeling nature makes

It's gonna work a treat, gonna get me on my feet

It's a teasing little tonic

With a kick like a mule and a skip on the beat

It ain't right, it ain't wrong

I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb

Too sweet, a-too strong

I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb

I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb

I need a bomb, I need a ca-ca-ca-ca caffeine bomb

Over-do the sugar and the coffee and the whisky

In my biggest mug 'til the varnish starts to melt

I gotta wake up, shake any webbing I'm a-shredding

Any grogginess I felt

Before I sweated all the poison from my body to my quilt

And it's been too long

I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb

What a buzz, what a song

I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb

I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb

I need a bomb, I need a ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca caffeine bomb

Hangover, so hungover

Pour me a doctor, send it over

Something that'll stop my legs from shaking

Something that'll stop my head from aching

Hangover, so hungover

Breath of a juiced-up holy roller pounding

Baby, can't you see I'm shitting brown water?

It's a case of easy come and easy go

I need a caffeine bomb to wake me in the morning

I need a caffeine bomb to get me to the show

Oh no, I think I’m gonna throw (Bleurgh!)

Hands all sticky and I'm spilling all the whisky

On myself, my friends, my dog, my floor

My God, my head feels like something crawled inside it

But the medicine I ordered should be kicking any second

And I gotta be getting me more

A-let's go, let's get it on

I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb

Faye Wray, King Kong

I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb

I need a bomb, I need a caffeine bomb

I need a bomb, I need a ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca caffeine bomb

I need a caffeine bomb

I need a caffeine bomb

I need a caffeine bomb

I need a caffeine bomb