Dad's in the kitchen and mom's in NewYork

His wife's on the westcoast

And his girfriend's name is John

Everything's normal

Everything's fine

Everything's just the way it should be

I'm normal cause I'm all screwed up

But normal isn't normal as normal was

I'm more than a little bit maladjusted

I'm sorry don't bug me

Cause I'm dealing with my problems

I'm trying to figure it out

I'm trying to choose

Don't want to end up like a doorknob

Dead from weapons drugs and booze

So the future's a black hole

Still I'm jumping in

So don't call me a loser

Cause there's nothing left to win

Everything's normal everything's fine

Everything's normal

Everything's just the way it should be

I'm changing the channels sick of watching the news

A kid just blew himself up trying to prove

Something his god wouldn't backup

A persecution crackpot

Has everyone been abused?

No wonder I'm so confused

Nobody was shocked when Billy did the cop

They just shoved him in the backseat

And then they drove away

And yes my attitude needs adjustment