Burger Man

My charcoal's getting red-hot

Put your order in my hand

Won't you let me show you what I got

Sizzlin' in the pan?

Any way you want it, baby

I am your burger man

If you needing good hot grillin'

Try my burger stand

If you need a slice of thrillin'

I'm the baddest in the land

Any way you want it, baby

I am your burger man

Did you want double meat?

How 'bout some fries on the side?

Once you try my burger, baby

You'll grow a new thyroid gland

I said, "Just eat my burger, baby

Make you smart as Charlie Chan"

Any way you want it, baby

I am your burger man

Any way you want it, baby

I'm your burger man

You see, the hot sauce can't be beat

Sit back and open wide

I'm your burger man, baby

Oh, I'm your burger man