I Got the Six

Living room, passing time

Talking trash, sipping wine

I need something more substantial

New deck of playing cards

I don't like to work this hard

I think I'll have to cancel

I'm running out of time

I'm about to lose my mind

I got the six, gimme your nine

Slow hand on the clock

Sitting here like a rock

I'm feeling so abnormal

Pictures in the magazines

All my thoughts are so obscene

Cover up that centerfold

I'm running out of time

I'm about to lose my mind

I got the six, gimme your nine

Look at this, what a pair

She won't let me touch her there

She's so discriminating

This is weird, it's time to blow

I just heard the rooster crow

Guess I'll have to spank my monkey

I'm running out of time

I'm about to lose my mind

I got the six, gimme your nine