Middle Age Love

You wear a sleep apnea machine

I'm in early menopause

Let's fuck

You've got lots of extra skin

Every vein in my body is visible

Let's fuck

Let's do it all night long

Or maybe just once so we can go to bed early yeah

You can go real deep

If it feels alright since you're hernia surgery baby

Fuck me like an animal

If that animal's a turtle

You can come inside me it's okay

I'm infertile

Yeah that's right

Relax it's time

Melt your imperfect body into mine

You contracted herpes in your 50's

I have a lot weird scars I don't wanna talk about

Let's fuck

You've had brain fog since the shingles vaccine

I get a UTI every 4 to 6 weeks

Let's fuck

Close your eyes

I know they get real dry during allergy season yeah

Don't stop don't stop

Unless your carpal tunnel's acting up for some reason baby

Ooh right there

Try not to touch it

That's where I have bursitis

Come closer baby

So I can hear you over the sound of my tinnitus

Bzzzzzz

Yeah that's right

Relax it's fine

Melt your imperfect body into mine

I've got stretch marks and cellulite

All your body hair is gray

But we're not wearing glasses

So it's all blurry anyway

Sorry I can't be on top of you

Nothing's actually wrong

I just don't want to ooh ooh ooh

Slide off my comfortable underwear

I'll grab whatever balls you have left down there

I'll let you go in the back door this once baby

I just had a colonoscopy

And that's the best it's ever gonna be

So just relax it's time

Let go and we'll be fine

Exhale and melt

Your honestly totally perfect body into mine