35 Pictures

I'm the parental default

I keep the schedule for everyone

I'm not saying it's your fault

I have more mental load and you have more fun like

Every time you walk in the house

There's always paper towels

Everything you need is there all the time

Not sure if you notice okay that's fine

I'm not asking for exact reciprocity

But can you guess what would mean a lot to me

No I don't want thanks

What good would that ew

You know what I want

Cause I keep on telling you

I promise it's an easy adjustment make

Just lift up the phone you're already holding and take

35 pictures of me

Not one

35 pictures of me

My sweet love honestly

Do you how pleasant your life would be

If every time I did anything

You took 35 pictures of me

Like really how hard is that

Horizontal and vertical yes

I want lots of choices baby

I know you don't value capturing memories like I do

But you know why that is

Cause you already have them

Cause I'm constantly taking pictures of you

My god you have so many

So you never have to think about it

Like how you don't think about

Where do we get paper towels

The magical paper towels are always here

It must be nice for you how they just always just appear

Weaponized incompetence

I usually don't mind

I probably do it all the time

But it doesn't extend to this for you

No one believes this is something you can't do

The number wouldn't be so high if you could bring yourself to try

So if I want one guaranteed I probably need

35 pictures of me

Just keep clicking

35 pictures of me

My sweet love honestly

Do you how nice your wife would be

If every time I was cute you just

Took 35 pictures of me

Every four months I get one photo of me with our son

He's not looking at the camera and my hand is blurry

You text me proudly like look I listened

I thumbs up the picture like no you didn't

Like you know how sometimes you smile at me

And I look back at you dissatisfied

That look could disappear from your life

If you took good pictures of your wife

How many?

35 pictures of me

Without asking

35 pictures of me

My sweet love honestly

You'd notice a difference sexually

If even one time ever

You took 35 pictures of me