Gok Wan

I squat for two hours a day

Not enough to keep the red ring of shame away

If my stomach is flat and my arse is perky

Maybe I could get everybody to like me

Fingers for dinner, starving yourself

Trinny and Susannah stacked on the shelf

Vertical stripes and skipping meals

Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

I look good, this is all I do

My body is yours, enjoy the view

I look good, this is all I do

My body is yours, enjoy the view

I squat for five hours a day

Fat or pregnant?

Thin or dying?

What would the tabloids say?

And I throw up everything I eat

'Cause nothing tastes as good as skinny feels

I squat for twelve hours a day

I know best, I do what people on the telly say

And all I count are pounds and calories

Don't read books, just glossy magazines

Who needs brains when you got hip bones like mine

I learnt this from you, Mum, I must be doing fine

Nothing really matters except numbers on the scales

'Cause nothing ever tastes as good as skinny feels

I look good, this is all I do

My body is yours, enjoy the view

I look good, this is all I do

My body is yours, enjoy the view

I wanna be the smallest girl that's ever lived

I wanna go down in history for being thin

I wanna be the smallest girl that's ever lived

I wanna go down in history for being thin

I look good, this is all I do

My body is yours, enjoy the view

I look good, this is all I do

My body is yours, it's all for you