Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Okay, picture this

So I'm looking in the mirror

And I'm looking fit as fuck

I'm off, out to meet the girls

Just for one

Yeah, right

I don't feel like accessorising

Tonight, I just need the essentials

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

So I'm getting my shit together

Got some brand new jeans on

They're perfectly fitted

They're stone wash

And straight leg

And my ass is looking fat

But my hand glides right on by

Flush where a pocket should be

No nooks, no dips

Not a cranny or a crevice to be seen

I'm streamlined, I'm fast as fuck

I'm smooth like a dolphin, I'm aerodynamic

I'd give Michael Phelps a run for his money in these jeans

He couldn't catch me

So I guess it has it perks

Being pocketless

Making jeans without them remains a mystery

And tonight I kinda wanted to be hands free

Got my vape in my bra

Drink in my hand

Got no pockets, remember?

'Cause I'm not a man

I'm not talking 'bout jeggings

I'm talking proper denim

I've got change, I want change

I've got change, I want change

I've got change, I want change

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

I've got change, I want change

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Like, how much more fabric did they need?

The offcuts coulda done it

The trouble it took for them to fake it with some stitching

Could've easily sewn me in a little something

But, no

No pockets for me, I guess

I'll just, I dunno

Always carry a bag

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

I've got change, I want change

I've got change, I want change

I've got change, I want change

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

I've got change, I want change

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss

Vape, phone, keys, lipgloss