If I Can Find a Clean Shirt

Come on now, Willie, don't look at me that way I know you like a paperback book 'cause I've read every page I know what you're thinkin' and I don't think you're thinkin' at all This is old hoss, that's you're talkin' to the one with the perfect recall No, I ain't going down on the border with you tonight Drinking tequila, taking chances on our lives All the women are crazy, they like to party till daylight On second thought if I can find a clean shirt I might Wait a minute, Waylon, I ain't said a thing about that Sometimes I just like to wear my spurs and my old Mexican hat But we sure had fun the last time that we were down there And we woke up, you had that weird tattoo And somebody had curled my hair No, I ain't going down on the border with you tonight Drinking tequila, taking chances on our lives All the women are crazy, they like to party till daylight On second thought if I can find a clean shirt I might All the women are crazy, they like to party till daylight On second thought if I can find a clean shirt I might