W*O*L*D*

Hello honey, it's me What did you think when you heard me back on the radio? What did the kids say when they knew it was their long lost daddy-o? Remember how we listened to the radio And i said 'that's the place to be And how i got the job as an FM jock the day you married me? It was two kids and i was was into AM rock But i just had to run around It's been eight years since i left you babe Let me tell you 'bout what's gone down I am the morning dj on w*o*l*d Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be The bright good-morning voice who's heard but never seen Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen The drinking i did on my last big gig it made my voice go low They said that they liked the young sound when they let me go So i drifted on down to Tulsa, Oklahoma to do me a late night talk show Now i've worked my way down home again, via Boise, Idaho That's how this business goes I am the morning dj on w*o*l*d Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be The bright good-morning voice who's heard but never seen Feeling all of forty-five going on fifteen I've been making extra money playing high school sock hops I'm a big time guest mc You should hear me talking to the little children And listen what they say to me I got a spot on the top of my head, just begging for a new toupee Theres a tyre around my gut from sitting But they're never gonna go away Sometimes i get this crazy dream That i just take off in my car But you can travel on ten thousand miles and still stay where you are I've been thinking that i should stop diskc jockeying And start that record store Maybe i could settle down if you'ld take me back once more Ok honey, i see I guess he's better than me Sure, old girl, i understand You don't have to worry, i'm such a happy man W*o*l*d, w*o*l*d, w*o*l, w*o*l, w*o*l*d*d*d I am the morning dj on w*o*l*d Playing all the hits for you wherever you may be The bright good morning voice who's heard but never seen Feeling all of forty-five, going on fifteen I am the morning dj on w*o*l*d