You're Moving out Today

I stayed out late one night and you moved in I didn't mind 'cause of the state you were in May I remind you that it's been a year since then Today the landlady, she said to me (what did she say?) Your loony friend just made a pass at me (slap him in the face) Perhaps you might enjoy a cottage by the sea So pack your toys away Your pretty boys away Your 45's away Your alibis away Your Spanish flies away Your one-more-tries away Your old tie-dyes away You're moving out today I'm so sorry I'm so sorry Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed The grocer told me what you do with bread (what do you do?) Why don't you take up with the baker's wife instead of me? Fool! Pack up your rubber duck I'd like to wish you luck Your funny cigarettes Your 61 cassettes Pack all your clothes away Your rubber hose away Your old-day-glos away You're moving out today (I hate to do it, I hate to do it) (I hate to do it, I hate it, I just can't take it) I'm so sorry I'm so sorry Pack up your dirty looks Your songs that have no hooks Your stacks of Modern Screen Your portrait of the Queen Your mangy cat away Your baby fat away You're headed that-a-way You're moving out today Pack up your fork and spoon Please leave my Lorna Doones Your map of Mozambique Your water bed that leaks La la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la Can't help it, the girl can't help it Can't help it, the girl can't help it Can't help it, the girl can't help Get out of my house, you dirty La la la la la La la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry