Burn Down the Trailer Park

I borrowed some money and sold my car Put an Airstream trailer up on blocks That satellite dish was my first mistake She started watchin Oprah Winfrey And Rikki Lake She cut me down to once a week At suppertime, there wasn't nothin to eat I was paranoid and scared to death She came home with Aqua Velva On her breath I'm gonna burn down the trailer park Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard I can't live here since she broke my heart I'm gonna burn down the trailer park She hired the neighbor's son To cut our grass Gave his cold ice tea and a piece of pie Landlord came while i was out of town The pipes got fixed and the rent went down I fell asleep with the Late Show on Now it's 2am - i wake up and she's gone I got a strong suspicion she's at it again And since i don't know which trailer she's in I'm gonna burn down the trailer park Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard I can't live here since she broke my heart I'm gonna burn down the trailer park Jenny Jones don't understand Geraldo don't understand Maury Povich sure don't understand I got a can of gas - i'm a dangerous man I'm gonna burn down the trailer park Shoot the pink flamingos out in the yard I can't live here since she broke my heart I'm gonna burn down the trailer park