It's a Man

Girls! Girls! Watch out! Watch out! There's a two legged animal running about If it smokes a great big cigar And it hangs around at a bar If it tells the biggest lies, wears the loudest ties It's a man If it acts just like a crossed patch Has a face with whiskers that scratch If it's stubborn as can be, mean and ornery It's a man It if walks, if it talks If its habits are a little bit peculiar If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful Be on the lookout, don't let it fool ya But if it makes the moon up on high, More than just a light in the sky If it kisses you and you find you like it too GRAB IT! It's a man If it whistles each time you pass, Owns a car that runs out of gas, Then it's that you get hip, better watch your step It's a man If it acts just like it's the boss When it knows that you are, of course If it gets a little rough, thinks it's very tough It's a man It if walks, if it talks If its habits are a little bit peculiar If it brags and tries to make you think it's wonderful Be on the lookout, don't let it fool ya But if it's kneelin' down on one knee Sayin' darling please marry me Then don't hesitate, better name the date and then GRAB IT! HOLD IT! HANG ONTO IT! For It's a man