Anything You Can Do

Anything you can do, I can do better! I can do anything better than you! No you can't! Yes, I can! No, you can't! Yes, I can! No, you can't! Yes, I can, Yes, I can! Anything you can be, I can be greater! Sooner or later I'm greater than you! No, you're not! Yes, I am! No, you're not! Yes, I am! No, you're not! Yes, I am, Yes, I am! I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge! I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow! I can live on bread and cheese! And only on that? Yes! So can a rat! Any note you can reach, I can go higher! I can sing anything higher than you! No, you can't! (High) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't! (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't! (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't! (Higher) Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't! (Higher) Yes, I can'(Highest) Anything you can buy, I can buy cheaper! I can buy anything cheaper than you! Fifty cents? Forty cents! Thirty cents? Twenty cents! No, you can't! Yes, I can! Yes, I can! Anything you can say, I can say softer I can say anything softer than you No, you can't! (Softly) Yes, I can! (Softer) No, you can't! (Softer) Yes, I can! (Softer) No, you can't! (Softer) Yes, I can! (Softer) Yes, I can (Full volume) I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker! I can drink it quicker and get even sicker! I can open any safe! Without bein' caught? Yes! That's what I thought..., you crook! Any note you can hold, I can hold longer! I can hold any note longer than you! No, you can't! Yes, I can! No, you can't! Yes, I can! No, you can't! Yes, I can..., yes, Iiiiii caaaaan! Yes, you caaaan! Anything you can wear, I can wear better! In what you wear I'd look better than you! In my coat? In your vest! In my shoes? In your hat! No, you can't! Yes, I can..., yes, I can! Anything you can say, I can say faster! I can say anything faster than you! No, you can't! (Fast) Yes, I can! (Faster) No, you can't! (Faster) Yes, I can! (Faster) No, you can't! (Faster) YesIcan! (Fastest) I can jump a hurdle! I can wear a girdle! I can knit a sweater! I can fill it better! I can do most anything! Can you bake a pie? No.! Neither can I! Anything you can sing, I can sing sweeter! I can sing anything sweeter than you! No, you can't! (Sweetly) Yes, I can! (Sweeter) No, you can't! (Sweeter) Yes, I can! (Sweeter) No, you can't! (Sweeter) Yes, I can! (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't! (Sweeter) Yes, I can, can, can! (Sugary) Yes, I can! No, you can't!