Haal Kaisa Hai Janab Ka (From "Chalti Ka Naam Gaadi")

Haal kaisaa hai janaab kaa? Kyaa khayaal hai aap kaa? Tum to machal gaye, ho ho ho Yuunhii fisal gaye, haa haa haa Haal kaisaa hai janaab kaa? Kyaa khayaal hai aap kaa? Tum to machal gaye, ho ho ho Yuunhii fisal gaye, haa haa haa Bahakii, bahakii, chale hai pavan jo ude hai teraa aanchal Chhodo, chhodo, dekho dekho gore gore kaale kaale baadal Bahakii, bahakii, chale hai pavan jo ude hai teraa aanchal Chhodo, chhodo, dekho dekho gore gore kaale kaale baadal Kabhii kuchh kahatii hai, kabhii kuchh kahatii hai, Zaraa nazar ko sanbhaalanaa Haal kaisaa hai janaab kaa? Haay! Kyaa khayaal hai aap kaa? Hoy! Tum to machal gaye, ho ho ho Hmm hmm yuunhii fisal gaye, haa haa haa Pagalii! A! Pagalii, kabhii tuune sochaa raste men gaye mil kyon? Pagale! Han? Pagale! E?! Terii baaton baaton men dhadakataa hai dil kyon? Pagalii! A! Pagalii, kabhii tuune sochaa raste men gaye mil kyon? Pagale! Han? Pagale! E?! Terii baaton baaton men dhadakataa hai dil kyon? Kabhii kuchh kahatii hai, kabhii kuchh kahatii hai Zaraa nazar ko sanbhaalanaa Aa aa, haal kaisaa hai janaab kaa? Haay! Kyaa khayaal hai aap kaa? Tum to machal gaye, ho ho ho Yuunhii fisal gaye, haa haa haa Kaho jii, kaho jii, roz tere sang yuunhii Dil bahalaayen kyaa? Suno jii, suno jii, samajh sako to khud samajho Bataaen kyaa? Kaho jii, kaho jii, roz tere sang yuunhii Dil bahalaayen kyaa? Suno jii, suno jii, samajh sako to khud samajho Bataaen kyaa? Kabhii kuchh kahatii hai, kabhii kuchh kahatii hai Zaraa nazar ko sambhaalanaa Haay! Haal kaisaa hai janaab kaa? Kyaa khayaal hai aap kaa? Tum to machal gaye, ho ho ho Yuunhii fisal gaye, haa haa haa Haal kaisaa hai janaab kaa? Kyaa khayaal hai aap kaa? Tum to machal gaye, ho ho ho Yuunhii fisal gaye, haa haa haa Haal kaisaa hai janaab kaa? Kyaa khayaal hai aap kaa? Tum to machal gaye, ho ho ho Yuunhii fisal gaye, haa haa haa.