I Love Your Sushi

Let me tell ya all about the other night When we were hanging out at the Sumo fight I was told these guys were warrior fighters Then how come they're still wearing diapers? How many doughnuts do ya get through in a day Just to keep you looking that way? You're riding the road to self destruction Hey mister, you need liposuction! Teriyaki makes me happy (Give it up for Celeste and Daphne!) Teriyaki makes me happy Well, that's what he said his name was I love your sushi (Daphne and Celeste, East meets West) I love your sushi We're telling you, Japan is cool! I gotta let you know, that it was hard to go Away from home alone, right here in Tokyo But a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do And I think it's time we made our Japanese debut It's customary here to take the shoes off your feet And you cross your legs on the floor when ya eat This is no wisecrack, but when ya hit the sack These futons are like rock and are breaking my back! Teriyaki makes me happy Teriyaki makes me happy Well, that's what he said his name was I love your sushi (Daphne and Celeste, East meets West) I love your sushi We're telling you, Japan is cool! You love sci-fi, bonsai, stir-fry I love Jeopardy on my TV You love Eastwood cowboy movies Howdy Doody, I love sushi! You love rockin', rollin', bowlin' I love Jeopardy on my TV You love noodles, Yankee Doodle Howdy Doody, I love sushi! (I love your sushi) Got me a koto in Kumamoto Traded it for an Elvis photo (I love your sushi) Karaoked almost every night I knocked 'em dead with the voice (Yeah, right) I love your sushi (Daphne and Celeste, East meets West) I love your sushi We're telling you, Japan is cool! I love your sushi (Daphne and Celeste, East meets West) I love your sushi We're telling you, Japan is cool!