U.G.L.Y.

Okay, I'm a cheerleader now! U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly I saw you walking down the street just the other day I didn't see your damage from that far away I should've got a clue when the kids started screaming You walked up to me with your buck-teeth a-gleaming Your hair was all frizzy and your face was a mess I thought that was a sack but it's your favorite dress You hurt the trees feelings and the birds all flew I don't mean to insult you, oh wait, yes I do Your teeth are yellow, they're covered in mold You're only fourteen? You look a hundred years old When looks were handed out you were last in line Your face looks like where the sun don't shine Did you fall off a building and land on your head? Or did a truck run over your face, instead? There ain't no pill 'cause you ain't ill You're ugly! U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly (Yodleay) What you really need is to wear a mask And book that plastic surgery fast, girl You're scary, you're hairy, I heard about you You're the main attraction at the city zoo You're so fat and ugly with a belly full of flab When you wear a yellow coat, people shout out, "cab!" (So funny) You got eyes like a pig and your nose is big And with hair like that, you should be wearing a wig Uncle Fester, remember him? I never knew that you had a twin You can't disguise your googly eyes In a Miss Ugly pageant you'd win first prize (Yo mama say you ugly) You ugly! U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly Get busy, get busy Get busy, get busy Get busy, get busy Get busy, get busy Get busy, get busy (Yo mama says you ugly) Get busy, get busy (Yo mama says you ugly) Get busy, get busy (Yo mama says you ugly) Get busy (You ugly!) You, you, you, you Now I feel like Blondie U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly Quasimodo, camel-breath, squarehead (Ugly!) Chicken-legs, pig-face, chin like Bubba (Ugly!) Fish-lips, toad-licker, poindexter (Ugly!) Spaghetti-arms, limp-butt, freakshow (Ugly!) U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi You ugly, eh, hey, you ugly U-G-L-Y, you could make an onion cry U-G-L-Y, like a alien chased by the FBI U-G-L-Y, U-G-L-Y U-G-L-Y, U-G-L-Y U-G-L-Y, U-G-L-Y U-G-L-Y, you ain't got no alibi You ugly!