Red Solo Cup

Two, a-one, two, three Now, red Solo cup is the best receptacle For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles If you prefer drinkin' from glass Hey, red Solo cup is cheap and disposable In 14 years, they are decomposable And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable Freddy Mac can kiss my ass, whoo! Red Solo cup (uh-huh) I fill you up Let's have a party Let's have a party I love you, red Solo cup I lift you up Proceed to party Proceed to party Now, I really love how you're easy to stack But I really hate how you're easy to crack 'Cause when beer runs down in front of my back Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky (here we go now) But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin' On them to help me get lucky Red Solo cup I fill you up Let's have a party Let's have a party I love you, red Solo cup (what?) I lift you up Proceed to party (party) Proceed to party (proceed to party) Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow But only you, red, will do for this fellow 'Cause you are the Abbot to my Costello And you are the Fruit to my Loom (here we go now) Red Solo cup, you're more than just plastic You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic When I look at you and say Red Solo cup, you're not just a cup (No! No! No! God, no!) You're my, you're my friend (friend, friend) yeah (life-long) Thank you for being my friend Red Solo cup (that's what I'm talking about) I fill you up Let's have a party (let's have a party) Let's have a party (let's have a party) I love you, red Solo cup I lift you up Proceed to party Proceed to party Red Solo cup Red Solo (I fill you up) (Let's have a party) let's have a party (Let's have a party) let's have a party Red Solo cup (oh, red Solo cup) I lift you up Let's have a party Proceed to party (yeah, yeah) (Solo cup) ba-oh-do (Solo cup) oh-bo-do (Solo cup) ba-oh-do (Solo cup) ah-ooh-doodle-da-do (Solo cup) uh-huh (what?) (Solo cup) de-da-pa (Solo cup) du-de-da-pa