Barry Is Going to Prom

I'm oddly excited Perhaps that's because Although it shouldn't matter It somehow does It's strange but I feel like I'm in a time machine 'Cause guess what It's like I'm suddenly seventeen So book a white limo Uncork the Dom After twenty-nine years I am finally going to prom I once thought A night like this wasn't in the cards Now I've got a date, a tux And the whole nine yards A rational person Would just stay calm Since when am I rational Barry is going to prom The prom! I wish I could tell that sad kid I was Just stop crying into his Cheetos They say it gets better Guess what, it does Who cares if you're a big old girl Just get into that gym And twirl Barry's going to the To the freaking prom Going to the prom In showbiz I've never felt such a thrill devine My date is a High School lesbian Still it's fine And though it's been years I might call my mom And tell her that though it's overdue All my waiting is over too And if you're not happy I'm over you 'Cause Barry Yes Barry Look at me mom! Barry is going to Prom