Where Can You Take a Girl?

Where can you, if you're a man Take a girl, if she's a girl That you can't, can't ever take home for a little drink? Like other guys who live alone can do That is the reason why Most married men are true Aside from hotels Where can you, on Tuesday night Take a girl who's out of sight That you can't, can't ever take home for a little fun? Chase her around the room until you win That is the reason why Most single men stay thin Aside from motels Where can you, if you're alone Take a girl who's on her own That you can't, can't ever take home on your one night out? One night to be a man and not a mouse Most married men play cards Most single men play house We'd like to play house, too All we need is one place A small apartment A truck or trailer Old or new Oh, there must be some place A baby carriage A kiddie car will do We aren't proud Where can you take a girl That you just can't take home? Where can you, if you are free Take a girl you'd like to see That you can't, can't ever take home on a weekday night? Put on some records and then go beserk Most single men we know Work hardest after work Aside from rowboats Where can you, a man that's true Take a girl who gets to you That you can't, can't ever take home for a little whirl? Dance her around so fast she starts to shout Most married men play cards Most single men make out We'd like to make out too All we need is one place For sixty minutes Or forty minutes More or less Oh, there must be some place In twenty minutes We'll find happiness We can be fast In fact, we always are Aside from rooftops Where can you, if you are free Take a girl you'd like to see That you can't, can't ever take home? What's there left to do? But to go home to our wives?