Life Is a Lemon and I Want My Money Back

I want my money back I want my money back It's all or nothing And nothing's all I ever get Every time I turn it on I burn it up and burn it out It's always something There's always something going wrong That's the only guarantee That's what this is all about It's a never ending attack Everything's a lie and that's a fact Life is a lemon And I want my money back And all the morons And all the stooges with their coins They're the ones who make the rules It's not a game it's just a rout There's desperation There's desperation in the air It leaves a stain on all your clothes And no detergent gets it out And we're always slipping through the cracks Then the movie's over, fade to black Life is a lemon And I want my money back I want my money back I want my money back What about love It's defective It's always breaking in half What about sex It's defective It's never built to really last What about your family It's defective All the batteries are shot What about your friends They're defective All the parts are out of stock What about hope It's defective It's corroded and decayed What about faith It's defective It's tattered and it's frayed What about your gods They're defective They forgot the warranty What about your town It's defective It's a dead-end street to me What about your school It's defective It's a pack of useless lies What about your work It's defective It's a crock and then you die What about your childhood It's defective It's dead and buried in the past What about your future It's defective And you can shove it up your ass Oh, I want my money back (Life is a lemon) I want my money back (Life is a lemon, life is a lemon) It's all or nothing And nothing's all I ever get Every time I turn it on I burn it up and burn it out It's a never ending attack Everything's a lie and that's a fact Life is a lemon And I want my money back And we're always slipping through the cracks Then the movie's over, fade to black Life is a lemon And I want my money back I want my money back Back, back, back, back I want my money back I want my money back (Life is a lemon)