Crabsody In Blue

Well they moved on down And they crawled around Walkin' sideways Sideway walkin' Give me the blues And you start to scratch When they start to hatch Walkin' sideways Sideway walkin' Give me the blues Oh, but when they start to bite Then it's time you saw the light For an appointment, I know Before you start to scream That's when you apply the cream Blues ointment Oh well the doctor said "We got to make 'em dead" Walkin' sideways Sideway walkin' Give me the blues And when you start to scream That's when you apply the cream Blues ointment And when they start to itch You go out and take the bitch For an appointment Well you rub it on And you rub it in Stops 'em walking Sideway walkin' Give them the blues Sideway walkin' Sideway walkin' They got the blues Give them the blues They got the blues Give them the blues