If You Ain't Lovin' (You Ain't Livin')

If you got a Cadillac, boy And a forty room shack, boy A bucket full of money And a tree full of honey But if you're gettin' no huggin' No smoochin' or a muggin' If you ain't lovin' Then you ain't livin' If you're ridin' on a gravy train Instead of walkin' down lovers lane You can't make hay, boy 'Cause you're goin' the wrong way, boy You gotta get a a little honey It's better than money If you ain't lovin' Then you ain't livin' If they call you a big man 'Cause you got a lot of bottled land If you're kin to the President And you help from the government But if you're gettin' no attention You're better off on the pension If you ain't lovin' Then you ain't livin' If you got a string of long cards And you're smokin' them 4-bit cigars You ain't so well to do Unless you get a little coochy-coo It takes a little bit a smackin' Or your life's lackin' If you ain't lovin' Then you ain't livin'