I'm Ready

I have an axe and pistol, my graveyard train Shoot tombstone bullets wearing balls and chain I'm drinking TNT, smoking dynamite I hope some screwball start a fight 'Cause I'm ready, yeah, ready as anybody can me Hey babe, listen I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me Oh, you pretty little chicks with your curly hair I know that you feel that I ain't nowhere Cause stop what you're doing and come down here I'll prove to you mama, that I ain't no square I'm ready, ready as anybody can me Yeah I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me Come on, take it I been drinking gin like never before Feeling good, I want you to know One more drink, I wish you would Take a whole lot of loving to make me feel good I'm ready, ready, yeah, ready as anybody can me Yeah, I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me I said, I'm ready for you, but I hope you're ready for me Oh yeah, yeah Oh yeah, yeah