It Ain't Necessarily So

The things that yo' liable to read in the Bible Li'l David was small but oh my Li'l David was small but oh my He fought big Goliath who lay down and die-eth Li'l David was small but oh my Oh Jonah he lived in a whale Oh Jonah he lived in a whale For he made his home in dat fish's abdomen Oh Jonah he lived in a whale Li'l Moses was found in a stream Li'l Moses was found in a stream He floated on water 'til ole Pharaoh's daughter She fished him she says from that stream Ain't necessarily so! Dey tell all you chillun that debble's a villain But ain't necessarily so Methus'lah lived nine hundred years Methus'lah lived nine hundred years But who calls dat livin' when no gal'll give in To no man whose nine hundred years