Dirty Laundry

The Hybrid, I'm telling you, try again Sleep with the beast, Daniel in the lion's den Still drop dirty, have to pop a Niacin Itched all damn day, just to get violated Ever seen a roach with babies have babies In the hood like whatever, we get this bitch together Once got a ho, ain't had money for the room So we did the humpty hump in a Burger King bathroom Lowkey kept it undercover The way she slurp slurp, she's the quicker picker upper No job, dropped out and a felon On the net, met a fat white bitch named Helen 300 pounds, maybe more like 280 Had a couple babies, 270 give or take it Call that securin' the bag, had to fight the baby dad Try to stop how I eat so I got up on his ass What's in the dark, always come to light Head was nasty, you'd think she had head lice Why try? Throw bleach in your eye Put your life on the line, hang 'em out to dry Tryna keep my hands clean, out here ridin' dirty Shit get messy? Mop him up with the .30 High Tide, Gain off the Arm and Hammer Swim towards the current, system try to drown me Stain your record like Clorox 'n' darks Spin cycle had four tops for one Out the slums, nobody gave me nothin' Had temptations, so I hustled, David Ruffin Papa was a rolling stone, so I sold rocks to 'em Beam up Scotty, we got lift-off Houston Left my sack in my clothes, Mama just did a load Eight ball in my jeans, fiends say it taste like soap Twenty five a peep show when I enter the booth Mop the floor when I leave, might slip if you do Cover your ears of your kids, we got round two Fuck a bitch two times, call it deja vu Fuck a stripper for some change, actual change Dime, penny, nickels, actual change Okay, wanna hear the story? Left the house in a hurry I was at Hunky Dory's, got some dances from Lori Left my wallet at home, ain't wanna hear that story In the car had change from laundry Had to wash clothes anyway, told her I'm sorry Slow anyway, before you was boring Said gimme a moment, jumped on it and bounced No fabric softener, 'cause I was hard Then she gave me head, had me moaning and groaning Guess who I seen doing laundry next morning