The Dildo Song

A knock came on my door one day And I went out to see I saw my friend standing there This question he asked me He said I have a paper here I said I think I know You're going around from house to house To change the name Dildo I said now friend I will not sign To change this precious name I hope that every person here They will feel the same For God will travel with us Wherever we may go And he will never laugh and joke About the name Dildo "D" stands for our dignity Our name will never change And "I" stands for the innocent child Who should never feel ashamed "L" we fought for liberty And "D" for days of old While "O" spells out that loving word That we all call Dildo Now when I die I'll leave this place The home in which I love And God will get me ready then To take me up above He will take me by the hand Together we will go To a home he's built in heaven Which he has named Dildo "D" stands for our dignity Our name will never change And "I" stands for the innocent child Who should never feel ashamed "L" we fought for liberty And "D" for days of old While "O" spells out that loving word That we all call Dildo That sits beside the sea You'll Find the people oh so kind With hospitality So, come and take a visit, You'll always be a friend Don't knock just come on in "D" stands for our dignity Our name will never change And "I" stands for the innocent child Who should never feel ashamed "L" we fought for liberty And "D" for days of old While "O" spells out that loving word That we all call Dildo