The Joker vs Pennywise

Epic rap battles of history! The Joker Versus Pennywise Begin! In my first appearance The bat was supposed to slay me But I can't be killed That's why they cast a Phoenix to play me I'm the Harlequin of hate The clown prince of crime You're a sewer troll that Stephen King wrote between his lines It's like cocaine You know what I said I don't know how any kind of joke could ever go over that head "They all float", says the quote But your films, they all sink Oh, and as far as Mr. King goes I'm a shining man, wink! I make the Justice League look like just a bunch of super schlubs You lost to a herd of nerds who call themselves the Losers Club You'll be gobbled up in Gotham So stick to your small town Where you're renowned as the "If it's brown, flush it down" clown Hiya, Jokie! You wanna rap? Rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap-rap... Ooh, why so serious? You're supposed to be the man who laughs But those jokes were like your new movie (ha-ha) Mostly really sad (beep-beep) You're John Doe in my dead lights And you're about to fall from a new height 'Cause you're weak, and you've lost every fight To a knight who wears underwear over his tights I haunt nightmares and I'm ruthless This battle's like poker, the Joker is useless When he's not in your cards, call me Arkham Asylum I'm crazy with bars Jack Nicholson played you just fine But lately the casting's declined Jared Leto came out trying to look like he was Tekashi69 So unless you've got a yummy younger brother I think you'd better run 'Cause I've got 99 red ballons, bitch And I dare you to take one Go back into your well You giggling sewer ginger You lost to a turtle that wasn't even a ninja When I flow, I go Mark Ham with ill zingers I steal the show like Bob Kane stole from Bill Finger I spit acid, be wowed Every joke of mine stings You're three night lights in a cloud Beat by the kid from Stranger Things When I compare your antics to the fiendish schemes I revel in They pale like the moonlight, you can dance with the devil in Pennywise likes the devil We have so much fun together But no one's dying to play with Joker Except for maybe Heath Ledger Puddin', you're an embarrassment I'll beat you like you beat Harley Quinn That purple suit is something you should only see Steve Harvey in Ha-ha-ha! I feast on your fears! I'm the Derry Maine attraction every twenty-seven years But you know what? I have a secret (shh!) It's like a very special toy If you wanna kill a Batman, eat him when he's a boy Don't you lay a finger on my Bat, you little freak Or I will spend a whole week Knocking out those prickle teeth Tell your author for his next gang bang scene How about a little more PG and a lot less 13? Even I wouldn't stoop to that kind of impropriety This is Earth, you space demon We live in a society I've seen your movies, so I know you don't hurry But I'll shoo you down the drain so fast they'll call you Tim Scurry Ask Robin if I drop bars I take smiles and I leave scars Guards in Arkham will admit that the Joker just killed IT Arkham? Ha! You stole that from HP Lovecraft Who needs guards when you couldn't even escape Cesar Romero's mustache You jester, I'm Montresor 'Bout to make you my Fortunado And seal this battle up like it was the Cask of Amontillado (woo!) I spit January ember flames (woo!) You got beat by the Scooby Gang (woo!) I'm the John Wayne of John Wayne Gacys The underground clown posse, my flow's insane I'm the poster boy for missing persons posters Joker's gonna float with me 'Cause he just messed with the best walleyed rapper Since the Notorious B.I.G. Who won? Who's next? You decide! Epic rap battles of history!