Snow Miser vs. Heat Miser

I'm Mister White Christmas I'm Mister Snow I'm Mister Icicle I'm Mister Ten Below Friends call me Snow Miser Whatever I touch Turns to snow in my clutch (hahaha) I'm too much He's Mister White Christmas He's Mister Snow (that's right) He's Mister Icicle He's Mister Ten Below (hahaha) Friends call me Snow Miser Whatever I touch Turns to snow in my clutch (haha) He's too much I never wanna know a day That's over 40 degrees I'd rather have it 30, 25 and minus three, hahah I like it freezing cold How longer, I say It's my turn to sing I'm Mister Green Christmas I'm Mister Sun I'm Mister Heat Blister I'm Mister One Hundred and One They call me Heat Miser Whatever I touch It starts to melt in my clutch I'm too much He's Mister Green Christmas He's Mister Sun (oh, that's me) He's Mister Heat Blister He's Mister One Hundred and One They call me Heat Miser Whatever I touch Starts to melt in my clutch He's too much I never wanna know a day That's under 60 degrees I'd rather have it 80, 90, 100 degrees Oh, some like it hot, but I like it really, really hot It should be cold at Christmastime, not the sun Not at Christmas, it's warm, I like big trees at Christmas frosty No, no, no, snowman, icicles, snow blobs Get out of here, your brain's frozen slumpy head What? Frozen? I'm not frozen, I'm smarter, December, snow, Christmas Get out of here, I'll give you a heat blister You wanna icicle in the head there sandman Hey, hey, don't, watch ou-, I'll give you a fireball buddy Hahaha, you can't do that, (ah, just watch me)