Lavatory Lil

Look out for Lavatory Lil (Look out for Lavatory Lil) You think that she's a winner when she's cooking you dinner But she's really moving in for the kill Lavatory Lil Watch out for Lavatory Lil (Watch out for Lavatory Lil) She says it's hunky-dory when she's telling you a story But she really thinks you're making her ill Lavatory Lil If you saw her coming at you, you could look the other way But it isn't easy when she's rollin' in the hay So much for Lavatory Lil (So much for Lavatory Lil) You think she's being friendly, but she's looking for a Bentley And she'd rather go and swallow a pill Lavatory Lil If you saw that she was coming, you could get up off the track But it isn't easy when she hits you in the back That's it for Lavatory Lil (That's it for Lavatory Lil) She's acting like a starlet, but she's looking like a harlot As she's slowly heading over the hill Lavatory Lil Lavatory Lil