Ms. Langtree's Lament (feat. Janet Klein)

A is for the apple that he gave to me But I found a worm inside B is for beloved that I call to him before he left my side And C, see what he did? That's D Did it to poor ol' me How could I be such an E-motional fool? (F) G is for the gentlemen I thought he was When he first said hi H, I J is for the Joker, that is Jimmy B The man who made me cry That's a C And K Well, you know it's just not okay To kiss and then run away Leaving alone without leaving a letter for L-angtree M is for the misery he left me in N ever to return again O, what a poor (P), fool I've been Q-ueuing in line for him And R, are you the one for me? Yes, say you'll come back to me Why are you tempted to T-ease me? Ooh U, why not you have got to understand The value of a woman's heart, V? Why W not Y, did you think it was fine to X me from the start? And Y, yes, Y Is the question that's on my mind Oh, why Why did you leave me right before reaching our Z-enith? One is the number of men I've loved And two is the times, I'll say it's you (it's you) Three is the number of days you've been gone But it feels like four times two Eight, at the hour, the sun goes down I remember life with you around I wish I had nine lives like that one, ooh