No Me Diga

Gorgeous! Linda! Tell me something I don't know Vieja! Sucia! Cabrona! Tell me something I don't know A little off the top A little on the side A little bit of news you've heard around the barrio Tell me something I don't know Bueno, you didn't hear this from me But some little birdie told me Usnavi had sex with Yolanda No me diga! Ay, no He'd never go out with a skank like that Please, tell me you're joking Okay Just wanted to see what you'd say (ay, pero tú sí eres mala!) Tell me something I don't know Mm-mm-mm What? I don't care! Ay, bendito! So, Nina Hm? I hear you've been talking to Benny And what do you hear? I hear plenty They say he's got quite the big... Taxi No me diga Okay I don't wanna know where you heard all that I don't think I know what you mean Carla, he's packing a stretch limousine (oh ho ho) Tell me something I don't know Long as he keeps it clean (oh, God) Ay, Dios mío Nina, seriously We knew you'd be the one to make it out I'll bet you impressed them all out west You were always the best, no doubt We want front row seats to your graduation They'll call your name And we'll scream and shout! Nina! Nina! (Woo!) You guys I dropped out No me diga I should go Well, that's a shitty piece of news What the hell happened? I don't know I don't know I don't know! Tell me something I don't know ¿Qué sé yo?