I F****d Yr Mom

So, like, I knew your mom was hot, um Because I always saw her at the PTA meetings, um You know, she'd come by the high school And I just thought she was, like, so fucking cute For a mom, you know And I guess I got a little older And I grew up a little And I guess she grew up a little, too And boy, your mom ages like a fine wine Doesn't she? So, the other night Me and your mom actually went out For this really good seafood dinner And I treated her to the works, you know I treated her like a princess 'Cause your mom deserves it And then, after that I took your mom home And I bent her over my desk And I fucked the shit out of your mom And god, she fucking loved it I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom So, yeah, it's, like funny you mention that actually 'Cause last summer I was working at the country club You know, your mom comes in And she's, she's funny because You know, all the other moms They wear one-pieces And she's always in that bikini Do you know what I mean? Yeah, anyways So, I was a lifeguard And sometimes she'd, you know Swim during adult swim And she'd stare at me And I'd go in with her 'Cause, you know The lifeguards are allowed to And one time she was staying really late after And she and the kids had already gone home And I bet you were in bed Yeah, I bet you were in bed And she was in mine Yeah, I fucked your mom, too I fucked your mom I fucked your mommy And she loved it I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom I fucked your mom Fucked your mom Hi, sweetie, it's Mom I just wanted to let you know That I'm gonna be home a little late tonight, so Don't wait up