Krasue

How come every boring person on Tinder claims they love going on adventures? But when I ask if they want to travel to Cambodia to excavate the long-lost artifacts of Battambang So we can hold a séance and summon Krasue The ghost of the girl who haunts the land who floats around with her insides out And eats all the farmers' cattle (ah, spooky!) To set her spirit free, and prevent a group of local pirates From finding the artifacts before we do, and selling them on the black market As we infiltrate their base and shoot them in the face, and give them a taste of our fists We find out Krasue was in on the job, and she's the boss What a Shyamalan twist! And now we have to take her down using the power of friendship Then we blow the place to smithereens, and make it to the copter just in time And ride off into the sunset, I get blocked?